Proving There Is A God Mama June And Sugar Bear Are NOT Doing A Sex Tape For Vivid

Happy Tuesday my sensual sexuals and after what I just read it is indeed a very happy Tuesday.
So last night while roaming on Facebook when I should have been doing more productive activities, I ran across an article reporting that Vivid was offering Mama June and her ex-husband Sugar Bear of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo fame upwards of one million dollars to make a sex tape for them! Reportedly Steve Hirsch, the head honcho at Vivid, tried to appeal with Mama June by saying that BBW porn is really in right now.
Now, I'm all for people being comfortable with their sexuality and their bodies and fucking on camera for the whole world to see but seriously? A million dollars for Mama June and Sugar Bear? There aren't any classier BBW's Vivid could tape? And come on Hirsch, when I think of The Vivid Girls I think of class and beauty, do you really want to add Mama June to that list?
But in a true Christmas miracle, both June and Sugar Bear have said they are NOT doing the deal. To quote June, "not even for a zillion dollars. I have more class and more respect for my family and kids then that."
So there you have it. If you needed any more proof that there is a God and still hope for humanity that is it.
For the full article you can check it out here courtesy of TMZ: http://www.tmz.com/2014/12/15/mama-june-sex-tape-offer-vivid-porn-deal/
XOXO
-JOE-