Review Of Adult Store 69 Adult Toys

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Trenton Ducati Is The Newest Fleshjack Boy; Sales Help Kill Meth Foundation

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Mickey Taylor Releases New Song; Pain

Here's a nice treat for your hump day.
Gay porn's favorite mainstream star, Mickey Taylor, has released his new song, Pain, on YouTube.
The song was written by Taylor and Will Read and is featured on Mickey's debut album, Polaroid Prince, which was also produced by Read.
The song, which is so beautiful can be heard here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR6MFsF3D4E&feature=youtu.be&a and will be available for download in the next few days.

Congrats Mickey! Can't wait for the album.

XOXO
-JOE-

Penthouse Studio Head Kelly Holland Hosting Vice Is Nice Animal Rescue Fundraising Event Tonight

As an animal lover this is an event that I support 100% and if I wasn't on set tonight filming my role in Kay Brandt's Safe Landings I would totally be there.
Anyway, Penthouse Studio head, Kelly Holland, is hosting a fundraising event tonight, July 25th, for animal rescue called Vice Is Night at Rancho Providencia from 6:30 until Midnight.
The evening includes a red carpet, tarot readings, vegetarian food, music, drinks, raffles and even a Monte Carlo poker tournament.
Tickets are available here: http://theanimalrescuealliance.org/vice-is-nice-registration.html
Thanks AVN for the info. The full article can be found here: http://business.avn.com/articles/video/Reminder-Party-for-a-Good-Cause-Tonight-at-Vice-Is-Nice-602031.html
Thanks Kelly for doing this! I'll be there in spirit.

XOXO
-JOE-

Please Help Chi Chi LaRue Pay For Rehab Treatment

So about a month or so ago Chi Chi LaRue announced that she was entering rehab.
She has been there about a month and has reportedly been making great progress but now needs our help to maintain that progress. Chi Chi's insurance will only cover the first month and a GoFundMe has been started to help cover the remaining $40,000 she needs to continue getting treatment.
You can see the campaign here: http://www.gofundme.com/f78g2sx68g please share and donate what you can.
Surprisingly, this has angered some fans and other industry professionals who are saying that LaRue, who has her own studio Channel 1 Releasing and store should be able to pay for her own rehab. https://twitter.com/BlueBaileyxxx/status/624404764244078592 https://twitter.com/DieselWashXXX/status/624337948268462080
 However, we don't know Chi Chi's financial state, she could be living check to check, she may not even own her studio or store anymore so I would ask people to please not judge her for reaching out for help. I also think it's funny that this level of outrage hasn't been as prevalent/present when other people in the industry have used these campaigns to fund trips, buy clothes, cars, houses etc. As someone who has had to reach out to GoFundMe twice-once to buy a new laptop when a "friend" stole my old one, and once to get some help paying my water bill when I went through a very tight month-I will not judge but instead do what I can to help someone fight their demons and get better.
Chi Chi, you have my support.

XOXO
-JOE-

Michael Hoffman Fingers Himself In Public Bathroom

Everyone's favorite straight muscular jerk off boy, Michael Hoffman, has released a video of himself fingering himself in a public bathroom.
The video shows Hoffman bending over exposing his hole, it's actually not as tight as I thought it would be, and saying "I want you to fuck me."
Could this be a sign that Michael is going to take the leap to Gay4Pay and fuck or get fucked-finally-on film?
Who know?
If you'd like to see the short vid, which has a very weird vibe to it, click here: https://vid.me/IEuN

XOXO
-JOE-

Andrew Christian Underwear Model Dorian Ferro Signed As Falcon A Team Exclusive

Underwear model and up and coming porn star, Dorian Ferro, has been signed to Falcon's A Team where he will appear exclusively in scenes from Raging Stallion, Falcon and Hot House.
Ferro caught the eye of Falcon president, Chris Ward, in Falcon Edge's Krossfire and Ferro's first scene in Sex Pad as an exclusive will be live tomorrow both on the membership section of the site and on DVD.
For the full article go here: http://www.xbiz.com/news/197125
Congratulations Dorian!

XOXO
-JOE-

Chi Chi LaRue's Moves To New Location

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Playboy Has Ranked The 15 Richest Porn Stars

After reading this maybe I need to rethink my position of only doing non-sex and dialogue only roles in the porn films I appear in. HAHA. And they say porn doesn't pay anymore, well that's probably true, it's the same with mainstream acting but at least these fifteen adult stars invested their money wisely so I don't think the porno pay cuts will be hurting them at all.
So get the tissues ready because when you see what some of these guys, and gals, are worth you will be crying and sobbing as you reevaluate your life choices and kick yourself for refusing that guys offer to be in that porn film. HAHA.
The full article can be found on Playboy.com here: http://www.playboy.com/galleries/richest-adult-film-stars/slide-1
For those who don't feel like clicking, ladies and gentlemen starting with number 15 here are, according to Playboy, the 15 richest stars of the adult world. Some are not surprising, some are very surprising.

Belladonna: Net Worth: $1.8 Million

Gianna Michaels: Net Worth: $2 Million

Sasha Grey: Net Worth: $2.5 Million

Spyder Jonez: Net Worth: $3 Million

Jenna Haze: Net Worth: $3.5 Million

Lexington Steele: Net Worth: $4 Million

Katie Morgan: Net Worth: $4.5 Million

Bree Olson: Net Worth: $5 Million

Ron Jeremy: Net Worth: $5.5 Million

Maria Takagi: Net Worth: $6 Million

Traci Lords: Net Worth: $7 Million

Jesse Jane: Net Worth: $8 Million

Peter North: Net Worth: $10 Million

Tera Patrick: Net Worth: $15 Million

Jenna Jameson: Net Worth: $30 Million

So there you have it. Any that surprised you? Any that you thought would be on the list but aren't?

XOXO
-JOE-

Exclusive Interview With Award Winning Trans Escort Viktor Belmont!

You guys have no idea how excited I am for this interview! Those of you who know me know that I love trans boys. I don't know what it is but I think they are the hottest men on the planet and that totally holds true for Viktor Belmont; I also have a huge weakness for alternadudes and boys with ink so I was in 7th Heaven when I discovered him! And imagine my utmost joy when Viktor agreed to be interviewed on the blog.
On a more serious note, I am hoping that this interview will help take away some of the stigma of escorting, because personally I see nothing wrong with it and I've even thought about doing it, but also I hope that this will help give the spotlight to male trans performers in the sex industry and open the door for more of them because honestly, how many male trans performers can you name without Googling them?
Anyway, off the soap box. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the amazing award winning Viktor Belmont!

JOE: When did you realize you were trans? Can you share your story? Coming out, etc? How did your friends and family react?

VIKTOR: I didn't have a kind intense, light bulb moment. I came into my gender over time. I would say the biggest influence in my life of figuring out my gender was meeting an incredible friend online when I was a youth who disclosed her trans status to me. Her warm heart and open mind helped me better understand my own identity. After that, I strongly identified with the characters in comic books I read, especially a lot of manga. I then realized I not only adored the pretty boy princes in my comics, but I identified that way as well.   

JOE: On your Rentboy page you identify as bisexual, it seems that bisexuals and transgender people are two of the most misunderstood and also the brunt of a lot of phobia in the LGBT community and society as a whole, is it hard being both trans and bisexual?

VIKTOR: I would say that my sexual orientation is pretty fluid. My orientation on Rentboy is to let folks know also that I see a spectrum of genders as clients and adore working with men, women, and those who don't ID within that binary model as well.  

I'm very much so attracted to men, but I tend to be more attracted to someone's heart then what's in between their legs. If you can make me laugh, love to have adventures, and can have a pillow fight with me at any given hour, I'll probably have a serious crush on you. 

I think the labels themselves, the self selecting nature of it can be limiting. But we all are valid in our existence and attraction. I think having an open heart and open mind is a great approach to it.  

 

JOE: In the adult industry it seems that tran swomen get a lot of the attention with very few trans men being performers, Rentboys or even appearing in films, why do you think this is? What can the industry do to showcase how beautiful trans men are and give them more attention? 

 

VIKTOR:  I couldn't give you an exact reason of why there aren't as many transmen in porn as transwomen, but I do appreciate the amazing performers in this industry as a whole to represent transfolks, it can be a really healing experience to see someone who has a body similar to yours having a positive sexual experience. 

I think its important to not just praise transbodies as cisgender passing as well. 

With the current media climate having a piqued interest in transfolks it can be easy to fall into thinking transgender just looks like cisgender counterparts after surgeries and hormones. But I think having an open space for all humans to be praised is important, not just select body types. 

I think moving forward and having a world where we can truly be ourselves is so important. To praise folks for following their hearts, that is key. 

As for a platform to do it? Cast trans people in film, book transfolks for photo shoots, invest your capital in media, goods and content created by trans individuals.  

 

JOE: You've already gotten a Hookie under your belt, are you going for a second one? What about a TEA Award? Would you ever host The Hookies or TEAs?

 

VIKTOR:  I might! I'm going to put my best effort in and try and grab another one this year, alongside some other incredible escorts. I would love to hustle for a TEA award! Rentboy has also been so sweet to me, I would gladly help with any campaigns that they have. I would be overjoyed to host Hookies or TEAs!  

 

JOE:  How were you chosen to do Rentboy's campaign ad? What's it feel like to be the first trans man to be featured in the campaign and to also be a Hookie Award winner?

 

VIKTOR: They approached me about it and I was overjoyed! The whole team over at Rentboy is incredible. Sean Van Sant and Tyler the Bad Wolf have been my closest point of contact and I couldn't thank them enough. 

It feels pretty incredible. I had folks come up to me at transmarch here in SF and tell me that they saw my articles that were published. I've had performers that I look up to give me shout outs and support. I feel like Rentboy is my industry family and I'm so glad I could support them and they could support me!  

 JOE: I have to ask about your name, are you a Castlevania fan or is that just a coincidence?

 

VIKTOR: Haha, I'm a hugeeee Castlevania fan! You caught me! :)  

 

JOE:  It seems with The Hookies and more performers escorting that being a Rentboy is becoming less taboo and more mainstream. Do you think that people still need to hide that they do this or feel the "shame" there once was to escorting for a living?

 

VIKTOR:  Well, the funny thing is, escorting is one of the oldest professions. There have always been Rentboys. The thing about being in this industry is the "shame" is projected onto you by folks who don't understand or approve of your work. 

You don't go into a bakery and tell the baker what they do is terrible because you don't like how they make their croissants, right? 

Work is work. Its a pretty simple business model and you're the owner. It's a consented agreement between consumer and provider. It's the type of content, the product you're selling, that some people seem to have issues with. 

I think folks should do what feels right in their heart. I love my job and encourage people to do what they love as well.  

 

JOE: What do you like to do in your free time? 

 

VIKTOR: So much! Haha, I'm one of those people who loves to be busy!

I have a comic that I'm working on that I'm finally starting to finishing inking, I love to take pictures, make short films, go to the gym, explore my city, hike all around the bay, ride my motorcycle... 

And I'm involved in a quite few creative projects this year with a collective here in the bay called yvngblvvd. I'm doing a magazine with them and I'm super excited for it to drop. 

I'm also filming my full porn feature called MSTRVKTR. I'm hoping to have it out by this winter!   

 

JOE: You seem very comfortable with yourself, any advice for anyone who may be unhappy because they are different or don't fit the mold?

 

VIKTOR: I am comfortable with myself most of the time, but I definitely have moments where I have doubts. Understanding that you're being the best you, even just in this moment, is important. Sometimes we have bad days but that doesn't make you any less wonderful! 

Don't measure your own success with someone else's ruler. 

Every life is valid, every existence is beautiful, and the world is a beautiful place. Its our uniqueness and diversity that makes us such wonderful beings.   

 

JOE: Any possibility of you doing any advocacy work for trans right? Or do you already? If so tell us about it. 

 

VIKTOR: I would love to get to a point where I can focus all my energy and capital on creating a space for homeless LGBTQ youth here in the bay area. 

My be all end all goal in life is to make everyone know that they belong and that they're loved. 

There are so many resources that people don't have access to, especially as a transperson. There is still a lot of discrimination around housing and jobs, even coming out to your parents can mean that you're living on the street. 

I want to provide a space that gives resources to people who are in need, whether it be job training, housing, pursing higher education, and healthcare, without bias. I want to make a space where someone knows they can get a meal and a place to stay for a while without being judged, and to be treated as an equal. Its a basic need that so many folks don't have and I want to change that. 

I set my heart on fire in hopes to warm the world. 

Marsha P. Johnson and Silvia Rivera were at the front of the LGBTQ rights movement and their courage helped shape the world we live in. I want to follow in their footsteps. I want to create a future where people don't have to live in fear of who they are.   

 

JOE:  Where can fans keep in touch with you?

 

VIKTOR:  You can always follow me on Tumblr:

twentysomethingtransboytrick.tumblr.com

Tweet with me:

@MSTRVKTR

Follow me on Instagram:

viktorbelmont

And holler at me on my email:

viktorbelmontofficial@gmail.com

 

I'd like to thank Viktor for taking the time to chat with me here on the blog and I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did! I can not wait for his full length movie and will totally be reviewing it and dude, next time I'm in The Bay Area or you're down in L.A. hit me up. We can ride around on your bike and then have a pillow fight. ;)

 

XOXO

-JOE- 

 

Review Of Austin Keyes And Eli Lewis' Scene For Peter Fever

I am becoming the biggest Peter Fever fan! I don't know where he keeps finding all these deliciously hot Asian studs but I really hope that diamond mine he is tapping never runs dry! And I love that my favorite porn crush, Austin Keyes is making his way through all of them!'
And this latest scene does not disappoint and Austin has raised the already high bar he has set for himself even higher and Eli Lewis has gotten himself a brand new fan.
The scene starts with Austin and Eli working out but before long the boys move to the bedroom for a great little cool down.
Austin is rock hard as Eli greedily sucks on his big dick and it isn't long before Austin, who loves to rim a hot ass, has Eli on his back and has his face buried deep in Eli's ass in one of the hottest rim jobs I've ever seen.

Like in most of the scenes on Peter Fever, and all of Austin's scene, the sex feels real and natural. Never once does it feel like you are watching two performers going through the motions of a rehearsed scene. The chemistry is hot you'll feel it and will need to reach for a cold drink several times while you enjoy this amazing scene.
As in past scenes, there aren't that many positions but we don't need to have an overabundance of them instead we are treated to really enjoying the positions and being able to enjoy the beauty of these two amazing men.

I do have to say one of the hottest things in the scene is when Austin starts to admire himself in the mirror by the bed as he's thrusting in and out of Eli's sexy body. Judging by the smile on Austin's face he likes what he's seeing and I don't blame him. I have to hand it to Austin because who among us doesn't enjoy watching ourselves in the mirror when we are with a lover we enjoy?
Those of you who have read my past reviews on Austin's scenes already know how I feel about this great guy who has become a real life friend and for all of those who have seen Austin's previous scenes will not be disappointed. He is in top form and his body looks as great as ever.
This is the first time I've seen Eli and I hope it won't be the last. It is obvious by his face and moans that he loves taking Austin's cock-but again who wouldn't?-and he is such a great bottom that I will be surprised if he doesn't get nominated for Best Bottom during this next award season.
If you are a fan of Peter Fever, Austin, Eli, or hot gay porn in general, you won't want to miss this scene.
Grade: A+

XOXO
-JOE-

Racist Gay Porn Performer Paul Canon Tricked By White Fan

Oh I do love it as a stand up comic when the jokes write themselves and I need to give a special thank you to both Men Of Porn and Str8upgayporn for giving me an early Christmas and birthday gift.
So those of you who have been following the blog it will come as no surprise that I'm not even going to try to hide my contempt or hatred-yeah I admit it-for these two clowns.
So a while back Paul Canon Tweeted about how he and Damien Kyle are not attracted to black people-they used a racist term which doesn't need to be repeated-and that they were only attracted to beautiful people which excludes whole races and then compared having sex with black people to "fucking retarded goats." So already, I am disgusted by you because if there's one thing I can't stand it's a racist, I don't care what color you are, your orientation, your religion, if you hate anyone for skin color, orientation, age, sex whatever I can't stand you. But at least have the balls to stand by your convictions because the only thing I hate worse than a bigot, is a hypocritical bigot.
So Men Of Porn posted this gem: http://menofporn.typepad.com/menofporn/2015/07/you-can-taste-paul-canon-even-if-you-are-colored.html where a white fan pretended to be black and wrote a message to Paul on his escort page. Apparently if you are black and willing to pay Paul $1500 he will magically be attracted to you. I wonder if it costs extra to not be compared to a retarded goat?
And then there's this gem: http://menofporn.typepad.com/menofporn/2015/07/engaged-paul-canon-and-damien-kyle.html
Yes it looks like Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb are engaged to be married, even though they were already going around calling each other their husband and saying they were married. Maybe a scam to start a GoFundMe to get money? Who knows. But given their history of breaking up every week, who knows how long this engagement will last.
Oh and Str8upgayporn, who was mentioned in a Tweet about the engagement, covered it perfectly: http://str8upgayporn.com/paul-canon-and-damien-kyle-are-getting-married/ I do have to give it up to Zach Shire for making dumb bigots look even dumber. I applaud you sir.

XOXO
-JOE-

Christy Mack Appearing On Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel Tonight

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Brodie Sinclair Speaks: "I'm At War With This Government"

I really debated posting this but it is too weird and too creepy not to. Um.....this might be why the victim of The Gawker scandal backed out. I fucking would!
https://www.facebook.com/sexyderek2720/posts/10207276200411567?pnref=story
So there you go. Brodie Sinclair ladies and gentlemen.

XOXO
-JOE-

Adultery Website Ashley Madison Hacked By The Impact Team; 37 Million Users' Info Leaked

A cowardly hacker group calling itself The Impact Team has hacked famed adultery website, Ashley Madison, leaking the information of 37 million users. The site, whose infamous slogan is "life is short. Have an affair" wasn't the only site that was hacked. The hackers also stole the information of users of Cougar Life and Established Men. All three sites are owned by Avid Life Media.
The cowards of Impact Team have reportedly already released 40MB of data which includes ALM documents and credit card information. The group has threatened Avid Life Media by saying if Ashley Madison and Established Gentlemen are not taken offline permanently then they will release more information including user's profiles which document all of their sexual fantasies, their credit card information, real names, addresses, employee documents and emails.
Want to know why Impact Team hacked the site? Because, according to The Guardian, they are upset that Ashley Madison charges a fee for users to permanently delete their accounts. So what? You're trying to be The Edward Snowden of online hookup sites? Give me a fucking break.
ALM has stated that they believe they have identified the person responsible and that this was an inside job. I hope they post the fucker's info online including the asshole's credit card information, address and pictures.
Again, just like the Gawker thing, don't go and ruin lives no matter what your point is! You can get your point across by not destroying someone's entire reputation or life.
And to The Impact Team, be a man or a woman, grow some fucking balls and stop hiding behind a not so clever name. That's right, I'm calling the son of a bitch out. If you're so good and have nothing to hide why are you hiding?
Can you tell I'm royally pissed off about this?

XOXO
-JOE-

Gawker Outs Executive But Protects The Identity Of The Escort He Was Going To Hire

So probably all of you have heard about this by now but I'm still stunned that Gawker, which is owned by an out gay man, would do this. Thankfully the story has been taken down but at what cost? They already ruined the life of not only the married father they outed but also his wife and kids' lives. And the bitch of it is, Gawker went to great lengths to PROTECT the identity of the gay porn star/escort that the executive wanted to hire even though the article admitted that Gawker knew who the escort was-because he was the one who contacted Gawker after the executive decided not to hire him-and the article's writer even admitted that they had been on the escort's personal Facebook page!
Oh and for those of you who are wondering, the escort is Brodie Sinclair. So yeah, potential clients be careful if you decide to hire him because you just may find yourself plastered all over the internet.
Like most others who were outraged at this, I found myself wondering why? Why not only print the client's full name but also the occupation of his brother AND post a face picture of him and post nothing to incriminate Sinclair who broke Rentboy's code of protecting the client's anonymity and, I'm assuming other escort sites have this same policy in place. This is why people look down on sex workers and escorts.
It just seemed like a very malicious article filled with unjust bias and the cruel nature of the article reminded me of when Str8upgayporn outed Queer Me Now in a completely uncalled for post after Str8upgayporn lost this year's Grabby to Queer Me Now. And just like the Gawker article that post was met with similar outrage and has since been taken down.
Today Gawker has reported that executive editor of Gawker Media, Tommy Craggs and editor in chief of Gawker.com, Max Read, have both resigned and that they, and the rest of the editorial staff, reportedly were AGAINST the removal of the article. Again, I still don't understand. I Tweeted Gawker and asked them what kind of favors or how much Sinclair paid them for their smear campaign against the client but, for some reason, they haven't Tweeted me back.
I just really hope that the people over at Gawker, the writer of that article and Brodie Sinclair are able to sleep at night and that they remember that karma is a bitch. Oh and I checked out Brodie's personal Facebook page and I don't blame the client for cancelling. He's a fucking nut job and even I was freaked out looking at some of his posts.
Oh and even if the author of the article felt he had to out and shame the client because the client's married with kids and it was "immoral" you have no idea what kind of marriage they have, if his wife knows that he's into guys, etc. Maybe they have an open marriage or are poly or maybe they are both aloud to mess around if they feel like it. Hell for all you know his wife could go to strip clubs and hire female escorts. It's none of our business what people do in their private lives, he wasn't hurting anyone so why do you feel the need to destroy his life?
I just hope that too much damage hasn't been done and this man and his family are able to walk away from this eventually.

XOXO
-JOE-

Jazy Berlin Appearing In SyFy's 3 Headed Shark Attack Tonight

I love it when I get to report about a porn star doing a mainstream project!
Well all you SyFy channel fans set your DVR's and cancel your plans for tonight because Jazy Berlin will be appearing in The SyFy Channel's new film 3 Headed Shark Attack as part of Sharknado Week.
Produced by Asylum-of course-the film also stars wrestling star Rob Van Dam and Danny Trejo and is a sequel to 2 Headed Shark Attack; hopefully you don't have to be familiar with that one to follow the plot.
Jazy, who appears in the opening scene, shot her scenes in February in Pensacola and was quoted as saying that there were reports of sharks near the bay where she shot her scenes. Wow. Glad nothing serious happened.
Congrats Jazy!

XOXO
-JOE-

Jacob Peterson Has Joined Falcon Studio's A-Team

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Jake Orion Becomes First Male Model Molded By Fleshlight

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Another Update On 2Gay4FB Dot Com: Make Money Off It!

Hey guys, just a quickie, but yesterday I blogged about Pierre Fitch's rise to the king of new site 2Gay4FB.com and he sent me a message on Twitter asking me to include this link:  http://www.2gay4fb.com/friends/20150317 so that more porn stars who read it can make money. Well who am I to refuse the request of a handsome stud like Pierre? So there you go. Be fruitful and share your pics and may your bank accounts be overflowing with money!

XOXO
-JOE-

Jake Bass Has Launched His New Website

Gay porn star Jake Bass, who is also a very talented actor and singer, has launched his new site www.itsjakebass.com and it's actually a pretty good site.
Filled with news about different events Bass will be at as well as a little bio about the performer and even some of his scenes from Men.com and CockyBoys this is sure to be a popular site for his fans and in this day and age where you need to have a strong online presence it is necessary.
Congrats Jake! And check out his site!

XOXO
-JOE-

MTV's True Life Looking For Children Of People In The Adult Industry

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Misty Stone, Alison Moore And Kiki Daire On Inside The Industry Tonight

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Magic Mike Male Revue Performing Tonight In West Virginia

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Pierre Fitch Becomes Number 1 Poster On 2Gay4FB Dot Com In Just 2 Hours!

So this little tidbit comes from Morgan Sommer over at The Cybersockets who messaged me last night to tell me that porn star Pierre Fitch has become the number one poster over at 2gay4FB.com in just two hours and that Fitch's posts have generated more traffic to the site in those two hours then the site got in the past week.
Now that's a porn STAR ladies and gentlemen. All you other boys take a lesson.
I checked out the site and it actually seems like it could be pretty lucrative for all of us pervs who like to take pics that are too risque for social media. The site will pay you 50 cents for every 50 viewers of your photo and will split a one dollar referral fee with you for everyone that you get to sign up. While that doesn't sound like a lot, if you get enough hits and enough people to sign up you could make a pretty penny.
You can find out more about the site here: http://www.2gay4fb.com/
Thanks for the heads up Morgan and congratulations Pierre!

XOXO
-JOE-

More News Regarding The Jarec Wentworth Trial

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Fernando Sosa Creates Donald Trump Butt Plug

This makes me happy. It is definitely Christmas in July.
The good folks over at AVN broke the story here: http://business.avn.com/articles/novelty/Move-Over-Jesus-Butt-Plug-Trump-s-A-New-Player-In-The-Game-601106.html
Fernando Sosa, a very talented artist who is known for funny sculptors of (in)famous people, as well as making butt plugs out of some of the world's biggest assholes, Fred Phelps, Putin, Vlad The Impaler-perfect name for a butt plug-and now The Donald.
Sosa was born in Mexico and immigrated to the U.S. when he was eleven and has stated that he took personal offense to the racist and derogatory things Trump said about Mexicans in his, now, infamous speech and I think this is the perfect payback and I've already ordered a gross. HAHA.
To check out Sosa's amazing work click here: http://politicalsculptor.com/index.html#
Is it in bad taste to mail these to Trump? Let's find out. ;)

XOXO
-JOE-

Cody Cummings Doing A Cam Show On Randy Blue Tonight

Gay porn's favorite straight boy, Cody Cummings, will be doing a live cam show over at Randy Blue tonight at 7PM.
Cummings has been quiet in recent months since hinting that he was going to retire from the industry. No word on if this is a one time deal or if Cody is going to be a regular over at Randy Blue.

XOXO
-JOE-

Review Of The Dicks Of Hazzard

 So with all the stuff happening with The Confederate Flag and TV Land pulling reruns of The Dukes Of Hazzard off the air and even the current owner of The General Lee saying he's going to paint The American Flag over The Confederate Flag I thought it would be funny to review the gay porn parody that game out about ten years ago called, of course, The Dicks Of Hazzard.
Distributed by EON Films, the film was written, produced and directed by Rocky Brown and is one of those wonderfully low budget porno films; if you look on IMDB you'll even see that a couple of the boys in the cast even served as crew members helping out with holding the boom mic or doing hair and makeup and, not that this is a bad thing, it actually adds to the film's charm, it looks like a low budget porno flick not out of the mid 2000s but like it was shot in the early or mid 90s and maybe that's why, despite some of it's flaws, I still like it.  Plus you have to love any Dukes Of Hazzard porn parody-gay or straight-that has a big 69 painted on The General Lee. Oh and the theme song is one of the catchiest I've ever heard, it's like that damn Strokemon theme, that will get stuck in your head and you will find yourself humming different verses randomly throughout the day. And we have the, of course, funny narrator in the form of Grandpa Dave.
With a few exceptions, the film featured a group of cute twink performers, some of who I remember were talked of as being the "next hot thing" in the industry but, for whatever reason, they either never did another movie or their careers just didn't take off like some of the industry and fans predicted.

 The film starts off with Bo Dick (Brent Summers) in the barn of the Dick farm making some moonshine. As you do when you're a blonde floppy haired twink making moonshine he becomes horny and starts jerking off, using some of the 'shine as lube.
As always happens in these films, Sheriff Roscoe (Marc Sterling), who hates Bo and his cousin Luke and spends the whole film trying to lock them up, shows up and catches him. They begin making out and soon, Brent is sucking Marc's cock in what has to be the shortest blowjob scene in industry history; I'm serious. It's a total blink and you'll miss it thing.
Brent then bends over and Marc rims him and here you will start to wonder how much longer this torturous sex scene goes on. Marc does his best to be into it but Brent just seems bored throughout the whole thing; you can tell by his facial expressions that he's zoned out or on drugs or something and he doesn't moan at all. I don't mean to bad mouth any performer because I don't know the kid's backstory but I just got the feeling that Brent Summers was "that guy" on set, you know the one I'm talking about, who thought he was a diva and "real star" and was the difficult pain in the ass to work with. At first I thought maybe he just didn't have chemistry with Marc but he has the same bored expression on his face in all his scenes. I wondered why they had cast him and thought maybe they really wanted Sammy Case and he wasn't available so they settled on someone who looks like him?
Anyway back to the scene.
The movements seemed very methodical and very rehearsed and planned out. There was none of the spontaneity that makes a good sex scene and in my mind I could hear the director giving them direction.
Even when Brent is riding Marc, who has some of the best expressions during sex I've seen, he still seemed bored.
Another problem I had with the scene is the boys stay in the positions for too short a period of time before they switch and the fucking is just boring. There's no life. No passion. No energy. At one point, Brent is sitting on Marc and they aren't even doing anything; Brent isn't riding him and Marc isn't even thrusting. I even asked myself, are they even really fucking or doing that fake simulated Cinemax bullshit? And when Brent cums the only thing I was left thinking was how and why did he do that?
After Brent cums, Marc jerks off while Brent's ass is over him but again I was like why is his ass there? For Marc's stimulation? Brent doesn't moan or talk dirty or shake his ass or finger himself, it's just there. An ass. Over Marc who cums on his chest giving some good moans and facial expressions but it's not enough to save the boring scene and I was left thinking, thank God it's over and Jesus if that was the opening how bad are the rest of the scenes going to be?
After they get dressed Marc says he's still taking Brent in. Brent gets away by hitting Marc with a baseball and knocking him out.

 We are then introduced to a Farmhand (Jayden Holloway) and Luck Dick (played by my friend Brant Moore) and thank God this scene is next because these two save the film and keep the viewers watching. The two of them passionately make out, and it's obvious that they are both into it and each other, before Jayden gives a great blowjob to Brant.
The two of them then. of course, lay in the hall and continue to make out before Brant blows Jayden, showing off his deep throat skills.
These two are really into each other. From the way Jayden moans during Brant's rim job to the enjoyment both of them get when Brant fucks him doggy style to the great passion and making out they have while Brant fucks Jayden in the missionary position on top of a hay bale it is easy to see why Brant got top billing and why Jayden got a featuring credit.
While in the missionary position on top of the hay, Brant makes Jayden cum while he's inside him before cumming on Jayden's chest, he says "I'm gonna nut," and the scene ends with them kissing and almost getting caught by Jayden's father (Kram) but Luke is able to get away thanks to Bo showing up in The General Lee just in the nick of time.

 Back on the farm we meet Uncle Jizzy Dick (Adam Faust) and, as Grandpa Dave tells us, "sleek piece of shit" Boss Cock (played wonderfully by my late friend Caleb Carter, rest in peace buddy. Still miss you!) It seems that Boss Cock wants the farm but he makes Uncle Jizzy a deal, if Jizzy wants to save the farm he'll suck Cock's cock. And he does but not before this hilarious delivery between them:
Jizzy: I should wring your neck.
Boss Cock: Only thing you'll be wringing is my cum out of your beard.
Now that's writing kids.
After the blow job, Boss makes Uncle Jizzy rim him and then fuck him. I don't know why but for some reason I liked that Uncle Jizzy kept his hat on while he fucked Boss Cock. After Boss Cock cums, with Uncle Jizzy's cock "still in his ass" he leaves to call Roscoe who he is in cahoots with to get The Dick Farm. And I put that in quotes because when Caleb walks away from Adam you can see that he is completely flaccid.

 We then go to the local pool hall where we meet Daisy Dick (played wonderfully by drag queen Reba Rose Rau; she even has the crop top and Daisy Duke shorts) and Scrooter (Alex Cross) and his two buddies (Mario Angel and Kyle Kensington) who are sitting around enjoying a beer talking about what they should do that night and lamenting the fact that, besides Daisy who is off limits, there are no girls out that time of night. As it always happens in these films, the three boys eventually admit that they wanna fuck each other and before you know it, Kyle and Mario are sucking Alex's cock before Mario, who throughout this scene seems to be the awkward third wheel and third man out, moves to the side and kisses the back of Kyle's neck.
Mario and Alex then make out while Kyle sucks both of them off but then the film does something that I never thought I'd see in a porno, we actually cut to a chase scene between Luke and Bo and Roscoe before cutting back to the threeway. It's a short cut and is completely unnecessary and I still can't see what the point of it is. But it gets worse, the threeway is then interrupted once more by Luke and Bo running in to do a whole exposition scene of them telling Daisy that they are in trouble and during this we can see the three boys, though blurry, still messing around in the background. Again, this is totally unnecessary here and could have been placed somewhere else. The only funny thing about the scene is when Daisy winks at the camera and says if Luke and Bo don't stay out of trouble she'll have to move to the big city and be one of those girls who does porn.
And then we're back to the threeway where Mario rims Alex on the pool table while Kyle sucks Alex off before sucking off Mario before he gets onto the pool table, straddles Alex and jerks him off while getting blown while Kyle licks Alex's balls.
And then we get another boring sex scene of Alex riding Kyle while Mario stands, awkwardly to the side, jerking off while rubbing Alex's chest and legs. The sex is boring and awkward because, unfortunately, Kyle doesn't seem to know how to thrust up into someone correctly while they are riding him but Alex seems to enjoy it, or else he's just a really good actor.
Alex and Mario then kiss while Mario jerks him off before Kyle and Alex move to the doggy style position on the pool table; poor Mario doesn't get any dick in this scene and I found myself wondering why is he even here? All he does his kiss Kyle's nipples while standing off to the side jerking off like an idiot.
The scene ends with Kyle on his back jerking off while Mario and Alex jerk off on his chest and stomach before Kyle gives us an impressive cum shot.
The three boys then get dressed just in time as Roscoe barges in looking for Daisy; he wants to lock up Bo and Luke with Uncle Jizzy. The boys protect their friends though saying they haven't seen any of The Dicks and Roscoe leaves. Daisy and her cousins then come out of hiding and come up with a plan to bail Uncle Jizzy out of jail. 

We then, because this is a Dukes of Hazzard parody, have a car chase between Luke and Bo and Roscoe. They lose him and the cousins, having gotten boners from the huge jump The General Lee did, decide to fuck after realizing they aren't blood related.
The boys go to the water tower and make out against it and while I have to give Brent Summers a little bit of credit for having a tad more passion in this scene then in his other sex scene he still looks bored and gives off the primadona vibe. I mean come on dude, you're being fucked by Brent Moore who was one of the hottest gay porn studs of the mid 2000s do you know how many dudes envied being in your position?
Brant sucks off Brent's dick who is completely silent during it before Brant lays down in the dirt and the two of them make out.
Brent Summers then sucks Brant's cock and let me just say he's really bad at blow jobs and gives off the impression almost like he thinks he's too good to be sucking dick. I wanted to yell at the scream where do you think you are honey? How do you think you got this job? No wonder he never made another movie.
Brant then fucks Brent doggy style and, bless his heart, Brant Moore tries to be into it but Brent still seems bored, keeping his head down and his eyes closed during it, almost as if in shame.
Brant then cums on Brent's back who barely and awkwardly cums at all before the two go back to town to wait for Daisy.
We then see Uncle Jizzy behind bars being watched by Officer Penis (played comically by Tyler Mason) who seems very into the blow job he gets from Adam Faust. Tyler has some amazing facial expressions through out the scene as he moves his hips back and forth really making sure Adam takes his entire length before he bends over so Uncle Jizzy can finger his ass before Tyler goes into the cell where Uncle Jizzy throws him onto the bed and has Officer Penis suck his dick while Uncle Jizzy fingers him.
Adam then fucks Tyler doggy style and this was the only problem I had with the scene, Tyler makes some weird faces during it. I couldn't tell if he was in pleasure or pain.
Adam then fucks him missionary before they stand up and Tyler bends over offering Adam his ass and let me say Tyler is a moaner and he even bites his own arm while getting fucked. Then it's back to the missionary position and Tyler jerks off while Adam fucks him. Tyler's moans rise higher and higher before he cums and he actually sounds like a girl. The scene ends with Adam jerking off on his chest.
Daisy then shows up with a gun and makes Tyler strip and swap clothes with Uncle Jizzy. She then wants to know what Roscoe and Boss Cock are up to and Officer Penis spills the beans before getting knocked out by Uncle Jizzy who handcuffs him to the toilet inside the jail cell.
Daisy and Uncle Jizzy then go to meet up with the others to save the farm.
Roscoe and Boss Cock then show up at the jail and see Officer Penis still passed out in the cell, however since he's dressed like Uncle Jizzy they think that's who it is. The two find a bottle of lube Daisy strangely left behind on the desk and think it's Officer Penis' and that he left to get some action.
Boss Cock then orders Roscoe to give him a blow job and the sheriff gladly obliges. Caleb enjoys the enthusiastic blow job and rim job from Marc before Caleb sits on Marc for a weird shot of Marc running his dick across Caleb's crack before Caleb bends over the desk and gets fucked doggy style.
It's a short but hot scene, these two are really into each other and ends with Caleb jerking off while getting fucked in the missionary position before Marc shots another impressive load on him.
Boss Cock then offers to clean up Roscoe's cock by blowing him and, strangely Cock's lips get stuck around Roscoe's cock.
Daisy then comes in with a camera. Remember the bottle of lube she left there? Turns out, surprise, it wasn't lube. It was rubber cement. She then takes a picture of the two of them and says unless they want the picture to get out they will leave her family and their farm alone.

Back at the farm Jerry (Kyle Aames) is waiting for The Dicks to show up. All of our heroes show up and Jerry, who has been friends with Uncle Jizzy for a long time says the farm will stay in the family and everyone celebrates, as you do, with a celebratory orgy: Jizzy and Jerry, Bo, Luke and Mario and Scrooter and Kyle.
Okay bear with me, y'all. I hate reviewing orgy scenes, especially in this film, the action moved so fast it was hard to keep up so I'm just going to go into the highlights.
Jerry sucks Jizzy's cock while Kyle and Alex have a very passionate make out scene before Alex gets down on his knees to suck Kyle's cock; I almost wondered if these two developed feelings for each other or started dating or were dating during this; I wondered the same thing during Brant Moore and Jayden's scene as well. That's a good sex scene when it makes you wonder if the performers are actually a couple.
Anyway, Brant and Mario are busy making out while Brent Summers licks Brant's nipple before going over to join Alex and Kyle, sucking both of their dicks while Mario sucks off Brant.
Jerry and Uncle Jizzy then tell Alex and Kyle to join them so Brent goes back to Brant and Mario while Uncle Jizzy fucks Alex and Jerry fucks Kyle.
Brant and Mario make out passionately before Mario gets fucked doggy by Brant, finally the poor boy gets some in this film!, while he sucks off Brent Summers.
Back at the forgy, Uncle Jizzy makes Alex cum while Jerry cums on Kyle. They then send the two boys on their way telling them to go get cleaned up. Meanwhile Brant and Brent make out while Brant cums on Mario's back. Mario then goes to get cleaned up with others while Brant and Brent laugh about the day they had.
Overall, considering the budget and the talent, this isn't a bad parody it's just not a great one. While there are some great sex scenes, there's just two many bad ones and two many weird shots and cuts that make it difficult for the viewer to really get into it.
I only found myself rock hard during three of the sex scenes, the rest I just didn't care about and found myself actually looking at my phone and checking social media during the film.
The true professionals who enjoyed what they did make the film work: Caleb Carter, Marc Sterling, Adam Faust, Tyler Mason, Brant Moore and Reba Rose are the stand outs and save the film from being a complete disaster.  Unfortunately the awful performance by Brent Summers, I get it you weren't hired because of any acting ability you possess but when you can't even do a passable sex scene I can't forgive you, not to mention the awkward three way between Mario, Kyle and Alex and the let down when Bo and Luke finally fuck can not be forgiven and brings the films rewatchability down considerably. I would say if you do check this film out, skip the scenes with Brent Summers completely. If you really want to get off definitely watch Brant Moore's scene with Jayden, both of Caleb's scenes and Adam and Tyler's scene.
While I like this parody I wanted to love it. This was a golden opportunity to make a stellar parody of a great series and, unfortunately, the production just fell flat.
Overall grade: C-

XOXO
-JOE-