Will Ryder The King Of The Porn Parody Announces Next Project; Seeks Young Black Male Talent

Happy hump day my horny readers. Hope you all have an enjoyable hump day and do something fun and sexy to celebrate. ;)
It's certainly a good day for all of you who are fans of porn parodies like I am. The king of the porno parody, Mr. Will Ryder, has just announced his next project: Straight Outta Compton XXX and he is looking for his cast as I type this! So for all of you young, hot, hung, black studs out there that read this and who resemble the members of  N.W.A. make sure to contact him! I've already sent my stuff in honey. People tell me I resemble Ice Cube all the time, may as well put that to use and get some money in the bank child!
So yes, if you haven't already guessed by now, this feature will show the rise of the rap group N.W.A. and feature the young members of the group: Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, MC Ren, DJ Yella and Easy E. The film will also show the rise of superstars Snoop Dogg, Suge Knight and Tupac as well as the groups dealings with Death Row Records.
Ryder, who had a career in the music industry and knew some of these guys before getting into porn, is billing this as "the greatest XXX interracial biopic of all time." He has also been quoted as saying that he has been a fan of N.W.A. and Dr. Dre for years so you know this film's gonna be done right. But then would you expect anything less than perfection from the man who brought us the Jersey Boys porn spoof?
Ryder has also said that this won't be a traditional musical but music will, obviously, play a very big part. He hopes to release the movie on the heels of the mainstream release, Straight Outta Compton which is scheduled to hit theatres this summer.
To read the whole story and for anyone interested in being cast, Ryder has said that all parts are open, click here: http://business.avn.com/articles/video/Will-Ryder-s-Next-XXX-Project-Comes-Straight-Outta-Compton-592427.html the casting director's email is listed on the bottom of the article. And I was serious, I emailed him and said if they have any non-sex roles for a skinny white boy who's good with comedy to call up my reps and start negotiating my day rate, my backend deal and how big my name is gonna appear on the DVD. HAHA.
Congrats Will on the new movie. Can't wait!

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-JOE-